Did you honestly have to comment that? Of course I’m not fucking drowning…I’m swimming, and clearly trying to look…Different. I understand you’re kidding, but it’s ALL the time. Most statuses I have, you like or comment on. It’s obnoxious! Don’t just stop talking to me, then work your way out of the wood-works. That’s not fair. I don’t comment all over your shit, do I? Last time I checked, I didn’t.

And, for the love of God, don’t tell me to tell my friend to watch her tongue. If you have a problem with what she said, tell her yourself. I’m not your fucking lackey. I’m a human, and I was your ex. Not a fucking slave. 

Plus, she’s been there for me more than you ever have. That’s sad, dear. Truly sad.